So, you wanna know about us? What the heck for?

As a crew of derelicts and ex-wannabe porn stars, we decided that we'd stick to what we know... motorcycles and tom-foolery. 

One day, the question came up of "how we gonna buy groceries, man?"... and the rest is history. We set out with one goal in mind - Offer quality stuff that we'd put on our own scoots to like-minded folks to put on theirs. Simple. You won't find the latest doo-dangly crap here. What you will find is a ton of pretty cool stuff that might not get you laid, but it will definitely get you further down the road!

We realize you work hard for what you get and you want it to last so you don't go buyin' it over and over again, so we intend to give you the same effort. We offer you quality, and make every attempt to get you what you want fast. In most cases, we ship same day as you order. We're impatient bastards, so why should we expect you to wait?  

If you want to know the more intimate personal details, give us a shout. We'll dig up compromising photos and blackmail items to send out to ya for sure! 

Thanks for stopping in and give us a shout any time!